{"product_id":"the-nun-drying-towel-v2-purple","title":"The Nun Drying Towel (Purple Edition)","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eBRAND NEW - DISCONTINUED LINE!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eIntroducing our very own ultra-absorbent drying towel – The Nun. So god damn good it should be religious. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul type=\"disc\" style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\"\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-left: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eOne of the largest chamois towels on the market at 100cm x 73cm (Size does matter - just ask your ex-Wife)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-left: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eSuper-thick 800GSM material\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-left: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eEasily hang your Nun with a handy drying hoop\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-left: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eStorage bag doubles as a glass cloth!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"margin-left: 0cm; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1;\" class=\"MsoListParagraph\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eQ: How many better drying towels are out there? A: Absolutely nun\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 11.0pt; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;\" lang=\"EN-GB\"\u003eThe Nun Drying Towel by The Cover Shop – It’s as dry as a Nun’s …… Car.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e","brand":"The Cover Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45054426841145,"sku":"ACC-NUN-DT-V2","price":21.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0270\/9238\/5849\/files\/The_Nun_Drying_Towel_V2_-_1.jpg?v=1765955055","url":"https:\/\/www.thecovershop.co\/products\/the-nun-drying-towel-v2-purple","provider":"The Cover Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}