For those who want it big and purple - we give you the Purple Bastard Drying Towel. 

• One of the largest chamois towels on the market at 100cm x 73cm (Size does matter - just ask your ex-Wife)
• Heavy duty (but still very usable) 800GSM material
• Easily hang your bastard up with a handy drying hoop
• Comes with a storage bag doubles as a glass cloth!